My boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin' finer
You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner
He's as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he ain't no snivelin' whiner

'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He's got a bitchin' car and it's really nice
He's my latin lover, he's got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price
We go together like beans and rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ

'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

I've searched the city streets
Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight and he goe